"Well, if you looked at me, you'd never know... that I come from a trailer park with meth and a tornado"

I broke my sacred code of the internet last night. I did IT. I passed on a chain letter... to my beloved friends and family.
THEN, I received the letter back today (as requested in the instructions), from the person I least likely expected. And I allowed him to marry my beautiful sister!!!
I was "ROTF" half way through reading it.
Here IT is in all its glory:

If you opened it, you have to do it.Then, send it back to the person who sent it and you and the rest of your friends!

Two Names You Go By:

1. Denver

2. the big D

Two Things You are Wearing Right Now:

1. Muddy Jeans

2. t-shirt

Two things you expect in a relationship

1. willingness to argue

2. money for beer

Two of Your Favorite Things to do

1. drink beer

2. Argue

Two Things You Want Very Badly at the Moment: - and always

1. beer

2. cheetos

Two pets you had/have:

1. chucky the cat - the only cat that would ever drink beer with me

2. all the other cats

Two people you know will fill this out

1. I don't know anybody who fills these out, except J, and she already did

2. I almost never fill these out, so I'm not sure

Two Things You Did Last Night

1. Said I was going to bed early
2. Stayed up until 1 am drinking beer

Two Things You Ate Last Night:

1. beer

2. Raisins

Two People you Talked With Last Night

1. chucky the beer drinking cat

2. Chelsea, my wife

Two Things You're Doing Tomorrow:

1. drinking beer

2. taking to chucky

Two Longest Car Rides:

1. K-falls to anchorage

2. back to K-falls

Two Favorite Holidays:

1. Easter

2. Thanksgiving

Favorite Beverages:

1. at this point, are you even curious? beer.

2. Hot Chocolate or a Latte

Now, here's what you're supposed to do....And Please do not spoil the fun. Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then send this to as many friends you can think of, INCLUDLING the person who sent it to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those whom you "know" or thought you knew. JUST TWO THINGS....

The things listed that resemble normalcy, like "Hot Chocolate or a Latte," "Raisins," "Said I was going to bed early"... those are mine. Yeah...